Higher! Stronger! Dumber! Yes, it’s the Selfie Olympics!

Selfieception.

(Credit: The Selfie Game/Twitter)

Mankind must never stand still.

It must strive toward progress and prove to the universe that it is a singular intelligence.

I am delighted, therefore, to announce the next step in humanity’s self-development: The Selfie Olympics.

The idea, as far as I can see, is to find the one, true, golden expression of self-expression. I am grateful to Hypervocal for discovering this gem, one to which many have already contributed.

The original Twitter feed was named The Selfie Olympics. However, perhaps fearing the wrath of the only lawyers who might be more enthusiastic than Apple’s — those of the International Olympic Committee — the name has been altered to The Selfie Game.

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