Conan O’Brien: iPad Mini is just another sad ripoff

How large is your void?

(Credit: Conan Screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET )

If you buy an iPad Mini, you’re just trying to fill the empty void in your sad life.

Please don’t point your cudgel in my direction, oh Apple fanboy. For I am merely quoting the words of Conan’s parody of the new iPad Mini ad.

Taking the footage whole, O’Brien offered lyrics to the ditty played on the two iPadded pianos.

And what lyrics they are.

Spend your money, spend your money,

Spend your money, spend your money,

You will buy

Anything that we put

Into the store

No matter how minute the

Chan-ges

Are to the previous model

You’re just trying to fill the empty void in your sad life.

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